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Caption This! #9

"Where's the bathroom? Damnit, I can't find it. O. Camera's, caught me off guard."

After a night of bar hopping, Devon and his best pal Rico head to malibu for breakfast on the beach with a couple friends.

Marialana

"Yeah and she was like — Oh God, a camera. Quick, act like you're doing something!"

Miranda

"OoOoOoOoOLOook at the pritty camera... OW! FLASH WAS ON!!!"

Lily

"Ah beautiful what kiss???"

Kelly

"dude is it just me or am i flying?"

Linds*

"hey linds your sooo hott can i have your number plz ;)"

Candice

"Dude it's a camera not food. Smile. Damn I'm hot!"

Britt

"wait a sec..is that?...yes! yes it is! it's my reflection!!! man, I'm a hot one!"

Morvena

"get that camera of my face!! um...woops...dum dee dum...ehehehe...*sweatdrops*"

Brandie

Devon: "ha ha ha Hey dude, look, they think they can catch us doing something bad"
Devon's friend: "but dude... didn't we just...."
Devon: "Oh crap...."

Katrina

Sawa: dude do you think they saw you peeing behind the bush?
(guy on left) *thinking*

Tam

Remember look sexy. And shocked all at once they love you and paid for your big house.

Jessie Brustares

Devon Thinking: Dude, Is that Wilmar Valderama... Naw, it couldn't be... Is it?

Kelsey

Devon: Oh! A camera! Wilmer, do I look good?
Kelsey:*staring at the pic* You yes you do!

Emm

"Oh my god I cant believe im with this guy with those guy specs jis look pretty for the camera!!!"

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Jess

*bites nails* "Gosh, I hope this scene comes out okay!"

Trish

"Noooo the snap board is going to kill me! Ahhh, get it away, get it away!"

Reba

"I knew i shouldn't have put my finger in that thing!"

Spiffy

"what the? where are my glasses?"

Eva

"my finger tastes good. but i hope no one sees me right now"

Amanda

"A116, 8H, 3, now what does that mean again?"

Kate

"what I am doing here ... really ... how boring ... Kate, help me PLEASE !!!!!"

Maria

"Allrighty, here we go again."

Lauren

"Gosh, I'm sooo nervous! What are my lines again?"

Emily

Devon: *Sighs* Just get on with it!

Kelly

"i hope they hurry with this shot becuase i really got to go pee."

Sapsquash

"wow im in a movie kewl"

Amanda

"A116, 8H, 3, now what does that mean again?"

Kelly

"i hope they hurry with this shot becuase i really got to go pee."

trynalmorrison

"this is take what 903"

Cute_But_Psyco

"I'm about ready to kill you. You snap my fingars in that one more time, YOU'RE DEAD!!"

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Jess

"Why couldn't they have taken my picture with ME on the cover?!"

Kat

where's Devon's face? Damn ! I'm so sad ! ( don't believe in my smile girls ! )

Trisha

"one word, awwwww!"

Emily

'That's the last time I do a photoshoot for you again!'

Sabrina

"What a boring background, why couldn't i have like a cool background for this shoot,like a sunset or even some hot girls, this background is so lame, even a bunch of surfers would have been cooler than this 1"!

Sabrina

"How long do i have to sit down, Can I ever get up, i got these really cool poses while standing, so hurry up with this sitting already gee people"!

Asliyn

"Wait a second.. why am i advertising a magazine that i'm not on the cover of? Have I ever even been in this magazine? Where am I?! *ok devon, just smile and look into the camera..*"

Reba

"KA-CHING"

Kitty

Devon: Hey ladys.. Wats up.. Even though im not on the cover of this magazine.. Atleast you can see this photo of me and say what a hottie.. (Call me)

Trynal Morrison

Devon: "how long do I have to hold this magazine?"

Jackie

How Cute!!!

Sabrina

Devon: Damn hope my hair's not a mess for this picture with a cutie on the cover of it"!

Sabrina

Devon: Why is it tkaing so long. Can a smile yet or do i have to look like i just came from a busy day. Plzz i need to smile people Hury hury"!

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Jess

"Oh man, I hope no one notices this huge stain on my shirt. I'll just act normal so no one thinks anything!

Katleen

"who's that girl who's close to me? oh Katleen, where are you, that's too embarrassing!!! HELP !!!"

Jill

"Oh my gos i spilled red wine all over my shirt! I will just act normal and pretend that its just a stripe!"

Jill

"Man I am so lucky to have this girl standing next to me. But I did not know that love hurts so much it makes you bleed!"

Jill

"Woops I spilled grape juice on my shirt! Um there is nothing to see here people!"

Tana

"Oh man, who are all these people?"

Imra

"ah! I wish it was Pam next 2 me, not this girl...anyway...I'll just have 2 act like I like her.. what else should I do?"

Aimee

"I know I'm gorgeous but does everyone have to take photos of me?"

Christina

"Who is this girl next to me? Christina was supposed to meet me here. I wish I could have worn a shirt I wanted to wear and not a tye died shirt that kindergardener made me. Why won't this chick leave?"

Devon rox my sox!

"Is this stain grape juice or red wine??"

SugarSugar

"o man, what is this girl doing so close to me? I cant wait to get out of this place!"

Ammie

"I need to wash my clothes more often so I'm not stuck wearing clothes from Idle Hands again!"

Adriana

"Well Well Well, I finally got it. Now I know why shes hanging on me, heh, what she doesnt know is that I like her chest too."

Erica

"Oh crap...I just let one loose. I'll smile and pretend it was her." ::whistles::

Gisela

"Oh dude, so damn boring, I wanna go home..."

Ely

"Look straight ahead, grin and noooooo one will notice my teeny red stain."

Chrissy

"Oh man I hope Chrissy doesn't notice this chick I was supposed to be here with her!!!"

Sabrina

"On Man, I hope nooo one notices i forgot 2 fix my hair today. I was such in a rush 2 get here"!

Kate

"Oh... hate this red-carpet trash..."

Trisha

*smile and nod* yup thats it

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Jess

"Let's see. If I make a left, I'll go down to the water shoots, but If I make a right, I'll go into the wavepool...hmm..."

Natalie BAM

Mmmmmmmm.....I just ate, and yet, I'm still hungry. But what shall I eat?

Katleen

hey kat, come on i want to kiss you babe!

Emily

Devon: Yeah? I can stick my tongue out further than yours!*Tries, then thinks* 'Hmm... Maybe not...'

Imra

where the f*ck is that girl, she said "meet me here, at x o`clock"..here i am.. but where is she??

Jobey

"Mmmm... Food.."

Ahley

*licks lips* uhh what? theres cake on my face? ha..i was saving that for later, duh.

Amanda

"Where did that hot girl i want to meet Amanda go?"

Katarina

"Mmmm, now that's a babe! She must be a great kisser"

Emma

"mmm.... that ice cream of goood!"

Christina

"Dang! Christina looks fine today!"

Maria

"Da*n she looks almost as good as me!"

Anonymous

"I wonder what Jan is doing right now. Wait, I feel a drift. Are my shorts falling down again?"

Katleen

"mmmm...kat, that was GREAT yesterday night! lol"

Danilsa

"ummm... I belive that was my food, where do I get more?"

Jill

"That 10 year jill is a little cutie if i was younger then i would ask her to be in a movie with me. Or i could ask her to shoot a movie with me now!"

Jill

"OK i just impressed my self in front of a bunch of girls! WAIT THEY CANT BE REALLY NICE IF THEY LAUGHED AT ME SO IM GONNA STICK MY TOUNG AT THEM!"

Sarah-Kay

"hmm... mabe i should have worn the red trunks today."

Caroline

"Whoa, I didn't realize that they served both Nachos, and Pretzels! Gotta get me some -o- them!"

Jill

"cool jill said yes she will be in a movie with me!"

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Jess

Joyce: "We need to fix you up right. It's your first big adventure movie (Wild America), aww you're so cute!"
Devon: "Mom!"

Natalie

Joyce: Devon, do you already tidy up your room?
Devon: Mum I am 24 and you are not my boss anymore!
Joyce: DEVON EDWARD SAWA I told you something!
Devon: But Mum come on I am not a kid!
Joyce: GO!
Devon: Ok Mummy!!!!!!!

Kelly

Mom: "Aww...my little boy is becoming a big star!"
Devon: "Okay you can stop now Mom, the cameras are on..."

Shiva

"Dude I told not to do that...Don't do that...I said don't do that...Okay that's it...Give me my cell phone...Huh, you're in for it...I'm calling my mom..."

Natalie BAM

Devon: Jeeze mom, how can I look cool with you hanging on my shoulder like that. I'll never get a date at this rate.

Kari

Joyce: you're right! He does kind of look like me!

Emily

Devon: Yeah, yeah, mom. I know I'm gorgeous...

Emily Harvey

flattery

Imra

joyce: "God, Devon, you are so gorgeous! You look just like me!"
devon: "Oh please Mom...let me be!"

Case

Devon: Aww...Mom, you're embarrassing me! I'll never get the girl over there if you hang on me like that!"

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Natalie

"Dude She is kinda cute"

Jess

Devon (about James): "Who's she looking at?"

Laura

James:Why does this geek with the glasses keep staring at me?

Nicki

"I wonder if that dude knows he has a piece of broccoli in his teeth?"

Ashley

"Man, she has gorgeous hair!"

b&p

"a lot of geek over here. but not her!!!!"

Brooke

Devon:"What the, where did these giant letters come from."

Brooke

Devon: "Ok, this guy to my right looks like hes auditioning for a tooth pick comercial, and the guys to his right look like their playing leap frog, weird day I'm having."

Katleen

"i'd like to see my mom!!!!"

Emily

Devon: *sighs* Why does Dewey always get the girls?!
Jason Schwartzman: Hey, Michael! Get off me!
Jason Segal: Hehe... I'm taller than everyone else...

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Jess

"If she would have let me do this tie, I would've been done a long time ago!"

Shiva

"Okay, just a little... okay that. l. okay...What are you looking at! Can't a guy get a little satisfaction without people looking! Gezz..."

Emily

Kerr: See? This is what happens when your Mom's not around!
Devon: It's not my fault! Anyway, you can talk. They had so much trouble with your tie, they decided you'd be better without!

Sammy

Woman: "okay, now dear, let me fix your tie. And remember to smile pretty for everyone! Oh, I'm so proud of you!"
Devon: "Does anyone know this woman O.o?"

Amber

Carter:" Man, my underwear's up my crack!"

Amber

Todd: "I think I'm going to barf!"
Alex: "Man, the girl in the second row is hot!"

Kari

"Do I have to wear THIS tie?"

Star

I agree with Amber on Todd's caption^.
Devon: "This lady in front of me is so ugly I don't even want to look at her!"

Nikki

"Oh my God I can't believe I'm letting them do this to me if she is tighting that tie I'm going to die"

Anonymous

"Lady, I can dress my damn self"